Petty Larceny Cobbler

I’m a thief.  There is a mulberry tree in a yard at the end of our block, and for the second time this week, I have helped myself to a good-sized basket full of the sweet purple berries.  The house is rented to college students who I haven’t been able to catch at home, and I only pick berries from the branches that hang over the sidewalk and street… so it’s a very petty larceny, but stealing is stealing.

If they come after me, I’m done for.  The purple has refused to completely come out from under my fingernails for four days, and three of my rice sack dishtowels bear permanent witness.  Over the weekend, there were muffins.  Tonight it is a cobbler for Scotti to take to his “Dinner and Skinner” psychology reading group.

This recipe works well with other berries, even ones that have been legally obtained.

Berry Cobbler

Berries:

1. 3 cups of mulberries
2. 1 tbsp ww pastry flour
3. 1 tbsp sugar

Cobbler Topping

1. 1 cup ww pastry flour
2. 1 cup sugar
3. 1/3 cup butter or shortening
4. 1 tsp baking powder
5. 1 egg, lightly beaten

For the Filling: Gently rinse mullberries in cold water. Combine ww pastry flour and sugar in medium bowl.  Toss.

For Topping: Combine flour, sugar and baking powder in bowl. Cut in butter with pastry blender until mixture resembles coarse crumbs. Add egg; mix slightly, stirring just to moisten.

Grease 8-inch square baking dish. Fill with berry mixture. Crumble topping over berries. Bake at 350 degrees until just golden brown, 30 to 35 minutes.

 

Stink, Stank, Stunk

Nothing is more Hill Trashy than a ramp.  This sublimely stinky, insanely pungent weed is the hickster’s harbinger of Spring.  I grew up believing that it’s illegal in at least one West Virginia county to feed your kids raw ramps and then send them to school because the funk was too much for teachers to bare.  This is the sort of thing that I could check, now that we have Google, but it’s also the sort of thing I don’t want to know isn’t true.  So take it with a grain of salt.  Or better yet, some bacon fat and fried ‘taters.

 Doug and Cindy Llewellyn from church were kind enough to give me this big bundle of ramps; the first of several to come.  This harvest was just enough for a three-pint batch of Ramp Kimchi–that unholy mixture of the stinkiest food known made by man and the stinkiest one found in nature.  (There is actually a line in the employee handbook of one of the last places that I worked forbidding anyone to bring Ramp Kimchi to the office under any circumstances.  As the only person in the world who makes this stuff–as far as I know–I feel honored!)

The process of making the kimchi isn’t as difficult as most folk expect.  The secret is to replace all of the leeks, scallions, and garlic in your favorite kimchi recipe with ramps and to only use the bulbs and purple stems.  The green, leafy parts of the ramp won’t hold up to the process, and you’ll get a mason jar full of black slime.  A lesson learned from hard experience.  Also, ramp kimchi takes a little longer to sour.  I tend to like my kimchi a little “green” and usually let it ferment for only 3-4 days.  But the ramps take longer to mellow and blend with the other ingredients, so I usually let the jars sit in the basement pantry for at least six days before refridgerating.

For the next batch of ramps, Cindy has lent me a wonderful cookbook called The Mediterranean Pantry that includes a recipe for green garlic pickles.  She reports that the ramps stayed very hot pickled this way, and I’m looking forward to trying it.  Usually my ramp pickles, which are made the traditional way with lots of sugar, get mild and a little un-rampy within a month or so, but she reports hers kept for probably a year. 

So, thank you Cindy and Doug!  At least, from me, the other folk in the house–who don’t eat ramps, want to smell ramps, or understand my obsession with local wild foods–aren’t quite as grateful.  BUT I’ve also discovered that making Ramp Kimchi is a great way to drive them out of doors to do yard work!