Who are you? Were we teenagers together, wandering through the North Carolina forest with the Rainbow Tribes? Or advertising wonks together at Grey, where — to paraphrase The Times — the creative is as colorful as the name? Perhaps you’re just some poor eighth-grade student writing a paper on Albert Einstein who stumbled upon this because, really, dear, let’s face it, you’re not very good at research.
Who are you? Why are you here?